Come on, now. If you’re gonna have Highland Cow calves in this photoset, then you might as well show them as adults.
Because they are the fluffiest of cows
She smiled and shook her head, “I am not a master baker, I just had many years of practice. I would be honored to make the cake for your and your sister’s birthday.”
"You would?" Her eyes brightened before giving a hopeful expression. "That would be the coolest thing!"
I’m sure a ton of you have seen this already, but there’s no way this isn’t going to be on my page.
why did egyptians shave their heads regularly
to be more pharohdynamic
actually it was because they didn’t want to get ticks and fleas because you know “i’m royal and an itchy scalp and diseases are beneath me” was a thing, even the woman did it they all just wore wigs
no it was to be more pharohdynamic
What would Jesus not do?
Things Jesus would do:
- Flip tables
- Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
- Tell the weather outside to STOP
- Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
- Bring people back from the dead
- Go fishing
- Give you food
- Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
- Make furniture
- Walk across the ocean because you need to stop
This…is the best
As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.
Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.
CAN I GET THAT ON A TSHIRT